handsforhealing | HAVEN → IC Contact ☆

[so, it's rare that Ed has occasion to call Winry on the phone lines. you know, she's usually not hard to find considering they share an apartment and Haven isn't all too big a place...]

Winry.

[what an excellent starting point!!]

The hell are you? Call me back. [or whatever gosh...]

[.........and then, some time later:]

Winry.

[Ed you're calling her and she knows her own name thanks]

Are you ignoring my calls? Look, if you're mad because I used the last of the oil, I got some more so you can stop being a baby any time now.

[...]

'tch, what's your problem?

[FINE DON'T PICK UP HE'S HANGING UP NOW]

[AND some time later after that--]

...Winry, seriously.

[okay he sounds a little more serious, now.]

Where the hell are you? Nobody's seen you anywhere today, and I know you're still around. The picture's still in the phone.

[...]

Come on. I get it; I'm a jerk and you're mad at me. Just... pick up the stupid phone and yell my ear off, get it over with, alright?

[........]

...Damnit.

[he's going to go back out and look for her again :|...]

[ Winry is not sure what to think. She should totally tease him right now, right? He called himself a jerk. He knows it! But he also admitted to using up the rest of the oil. He's a demon and must be punished.

As much as she wants to take him up on the offer to yell his ear off, she... can't. ]

Um... Ed? Hey... It's Winry...?

[Ed picks up the phone when she calls him back a little too quickly.]

--Winry?

[deja vu??]

Finally! You lose your phone or something? Where are you?

No, it lost signal halfway there.

Geez, seriously... I'm almost back. I can't talk long. I'll call you when I get there.

Halfway there?

[lost signal halfway there. almost back...

oh no. HELL no, she is NOT doing what he think she's doing--]

--Did you go to Haven North??

Oh. [ That's right, she didn't tell him... ] Yeah, I did. And I'm coming back.

[if someone could verbalize keysmashing... that sound would probably be leaving his mouth right now.]

What th-- the HELL?! Why did you--

You didn't SAY anything and you just--

[RAAAAGH]

Oh, give it a rest! I'm fine! There was a big group of people going and I couldn't just let that chance go by. Just wait up for me.

Why didn't you say anything?! If it was so SAFE then you could've just told us! I've been looking for you all damn day, Winry!

[not that he cares

or was worried

or anything don't look too far into this]

You've been looking for me? What are you? A stalker? You're creeping me out!

Th-- that's not even--

--WHAT?! [oh my god how is this happening]

NO, YOU FREAK! WHAT THE HELL?

Ew. You know what, maybe you should switch rooms. [ 'cuz she's not moving out. ]

WINRY.

[he is so close to having some kind of aneurysm.]

Where are you.

Almost through the tunnel. I'm going to hang up now, okay? See you back at the apartment.

Just-- be careful!

[he says it in a rush before HANGING UP BEFORE SHE CAN because he's that mature ~~and flustered~~]

HAVEN → IC Contact ☆

date of winry's haven north expedition!! : voicemail : 1/3

voicemail : 2/3

voicemail: 3/3

calling you back, you weirdo

is this how it feels to be the worrier........... how tragic

karma!!!!!!

where's all the GOOD KARMA for DEALING WITH WINRY

BAKED INTO PIES

HE BETTER GET TO EAT THOSE PIES AT LEAST

....MAYBE

wow 'maybe'??? what justice is there in this world

yeah as long as you're tall

....................did you really just go there DID YOU REALLY

I haven't made a single short joke in 6 months!

god that must have been painful, i'm sorry for your burden...

i'll be okay i'm stronger than i look

carry the burden for us, berri... i believe in you!!!